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:18:03
ALL RIGHT, THE
MEETING'S CALLED TO ORDER.

:18:05
YOUR EXCELLENCY,
HERE'S THE TREASURY DEPARTMENT'S REPORT.

:18:09
I HOPE YOU'LL
FIND IT CLEAR.

:18:10
CLEAR ? WHY A
FOUR-YEAR-OLD CHILD COULD UNDERSTAND THIS REPORT.

:18:14
FIND ME A FOUR-YEAR-OLD
CHILD. I CAN'T MAKE HEAD OR TAIL OUT OF IT.

:18:18
MEMBERS OF THE CABINET,
WE'LL TAKE UP OLD BUSINESS.

:18:22
I WISH TO DISCUSS THE TARIFF.
SIT DOWN, THAT'S NEW BUSINESS.

:18:26
NO OLD BUSINESS ?
VERY WELL, WE'LL TAKE UP NEW BUSINESS.

:18:29
ABOUT THAT TARIFF.
TOO LATE ! THAT'S OLD BUSINESS ALREADY.

:18:33
AS YOUR SECRETARY OF WAR --
OUT OF ORDER !

:18:37
WHICH REMINDS ME,
SO IS THE PLUMBING. MAKE A NOTE OF THAT.

:18:40
NEVER MIND,
I'LL DO IT MYSELF.

:18:43
THE DEPARTMENT OF LABOR
WISHES TO REPORT...

:18:46
THAT THE WORKERS OF FREEDONIA
ARE DEMANDING SHORTER HOURS.

:18:49
WE'LL GIVE THEM SHORTER
HOURS BY CUTTING THEIR LUNCH HOUR TO 20 MINUTES.

:18:53
GENTLEMEN, WE'VE
GOT TO START LOOKING FOR A NEW TREASURER.

:18:56
YOU APPOINTED ONE LAST WEEK !
THAT'S THE ONE I'M LOOKING FOR.

:18:59
GENTLEMEN, ENOUGH.
HOW ABOUT TAKING UP THE TAX ?

:19:03
-HOW ABOUT TAKING UP THE CARPET?
-WE MUST TAKE UP THE TAX !

:19:06
YOU'VE GOT TO TAKE UP
THE TAX BEFORE YOU CAN TAKE UP THE CARPET.

:19:10
I GIVE MY TIME TO MY DUTIES
AND WHAT DO I GET ?

:19:13
- YOU GET AWFULLY TIRESOME.
- SIR, YOU TRY MY PATIENCE.

:19:17
YOU MUST COME OVER
AND TRY MINE SOME TIME.

:19:19
THAT'S THE LAST STRAW !
I RESIGN. I WASH MY HANDS OF THE WHOLE BUSINESS.

:19:25
YOU CAN WASH
YOUR NECK TOO.

:19:29
PEANUTS !
:19:43
HEY, COME HERE !
:19:46
JUST THE GUY
I WANNA SEE.

:19:49
WHAT DO YOU FIND OUT
ABOUT FIREFLY ?

:19:51
YOU FIND OUT-A SOMETHING ?
YOU NO FIND OUT-A SOMETHING ?

:19:55
YOU SPY ON HIM ?
YOU NO SPY ON HIM ?

:19:58
WHAT'S-A MATTER ?
ALL THE TIME I TALK, YOU NO SAY-A NOTHING.


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