:24:00
HAVE YOU GOT A LICENSE ?
LICENSE ?
:24:02
NO, BUT MY DOG,
HE'S GOTTA MILLIONS OF 'EM.
:24:05
HE'S SOME SMART DOG.
HE WENT WITH ADMIRAL BYRD TO THE POLE.
:24:10
I'LL BET THE DOG
GOT TO THE POLE FIRST.
:24:12
YOU WIN.
:24:13
COME UP.
I WANNA SCARE THE CABINET.
:24:18
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:24:19
HELLO ?
NO, HE'S NOT IN.
:24:23
ALL RIGHT, I TELL HIM.
GOOD-BYE. THAT WAS FOR YOU.
:24:26
I'M SORRY I'M NOT IN.
I WANT TO HAVE A LONG TALK WITH YOU.
:24:30
YOU GIVE UP THAT SILLY
PEANUT STAND AND I'LL GET YOU A SOFT GOVERNMENT JOB.
:24:34
HOW WOULD YOU LIKE A JOB IN THE MINT ?
MINT ?
:24:38
NO, NO.
I NO LIKE-A MINT.
:24:41
WHAT OTHER FLAVOR YOU GOT ?
[ Ringing ]
:24:44
HELLO ?
NO, NOT YET.
:24:47
ALL RIGHT, I TELL HIM.
GOOD-BYE.
:24:50
THAT WAS FOR YOU AGAIN.
I WONDER WHATEVER BECAME OF ME.
:24:53
I SHOULD'VE BEEN BACK HERE
A LONG TIME AGO.
:24:56
I'VE GOT A SWELL JOB FOR
YOU, BUT FIRST I HAVE TO ASK IMPORTANT QUESTIONS.
:25:01
WHAT IS IT THAT HAS
FOUR PAIR OF PANTS,
:25:05
LIVES IN PHILADELPHIA,
:25:07
AND IT NEVER RAINS
BUT IT POURS ?
:25:09
THAT'S A GOOD ONE. I GIVE YOU THREE GUESSES.
LET ME SEE.
:25:12
HAS FOUR PAIR OF PANTS,
LIVES IN PHILADELPHIA.
:25:15
MALE OR FEMALE ?
NO, I NO THINK SO.
:25:18
IS HE DEAD ?
WHO ?
:25:20
I DON'T KNOW. I GIVE UP !
I GIVE UP TOO.
:25:24
NOW I ASK YOU
ANOTHER ONE.
:25:26
WHAT IS IT GOT
BIG BLACK MOUSTACHE,
:25:29
SMOKES A
BIG BLACK CIGAR...
:25:31
AND HE'S A BIG PAIN IN THE NECK ?
DON'T TELL ME.
:25:35
HAS A BIG
BLACK MOUSTACHE,
:25:37
SMOKES A
BIG BLACK CIGAR,
:25:39
AND IS A BIG
PAIN IN THE --
:25:42
DOES HE WEAR GLASSES ?
THAT'S RIGHT. YOU GUESS IT QUICK.
:25:45
JUST FOR THAT YOU DON'T GET THE JOB.
WHAT JOB ?
:25:48
SECRETARY OF WAR !
ALL RIGHT, I TAKE IT.
:25:51
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:25:55
[ Honk, Honk ? ]
:25:57
[ Honk, Honk ]