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[ Fanfare ]
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HIS EXCELLENCY,
RUFUS T. FIREFLY.

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HAIL, HAIL
FREEDONIA

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LAND OF THE BRAVE
AND FREE

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LIEUTENANT, WHY WEREN'T
THE ORIGINAL INDICTMENT PAPERS PLACED IN MY PORTFOLIO ?

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I DIDN'T THINK THOSE
PAPERS WERE IMPORTANT, YOUR EXCELLENCY.

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YOU DIDN'T THINK
THEY WERE IMPORTANT ?

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YOU REALIZE I HAD MY DESSERT
WRAPPED IN THOSE PAPERS ?

:49:54
TAKE THIS BOTTLE BACK.
YOU CAN GET TWO CENTS FOR IT.

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HELLO, BOSS.
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CHICOLINI, I BET YOU
EIGHT TO ONE WE FIND YOU GUILTY.

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THAT'S-A NO GOOD.
I CAN GET TEN TO ONE AT THE BARBERSHOP.

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CHICOLINI, YOU'RE
CHARGED WITH HIGH TREASON. IF FOUND GUILTY, YOU'LL BE SHOT.

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I OBJECT.
YOU OBJECT ?

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ON WHAT GROUNDS ?
I COULDN'T THINK OF ANYTHING ELSE TO SAY.

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- OBJECTION SUSTAINED.
- YOU SUSTAINED THE OBJECTION ?

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SURE, I COULDN'T THINK
OF ANYTHING ELSE TO SAY EITHER.

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WHEN WERE YOU BORN ?
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I DON'T REMEMBER.
I WAS JUST A LITTLE BABY.

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ISN'T IT TRUE YOU TRIED
TO SELL FREEDONIA'S SECRET WAR CODE AND PLANS ?

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SURE, I SOLD A CODE
AND TWO PAIR OF PLANS.

:50:35
SOME JOKE, EH, BOSS ?
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I'LL BET YA 20 TO ONE
WE FIND YA GUILTY.

:50:40
HAVE YOU ANYONE HERE
TO DEFEND YOU ?

:50:43
IT'S-A NO USE.
I EVEN OFFERED TO PAY AS HIGH AS $18.

:50:46
BUT I NO COULD GETTA
SOMEBODY TO DEFEND ME.

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MY FRIENDS, THIS MAN'S
CASE MOVES ME DEEPLY.

:50:53
LOOK AT CHICOLINI,
HE SITS THERE ALONE.

:50:58
AN ABJECT FIGURE.
I "ABJECT" !


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