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Yes, sir.
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What is it, Murphy?
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A young fella with
an angle on the reporter business.
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- Come on, speak up.
- A funny thing happened.
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I was down at the boats
and went to talk to a count,
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when a couple of yeggs
grabbed me and put me in a car.
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- What happened?
- They took me to the Bronx?
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- How'd you get away?
- They stopped and l jumped out.
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- Who were the men?
- I don't know.
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Maybe l can tell you
something about that, lnspector.
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When did this happen?
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- Last Tuesday.
- That checks all right.
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Ken and l were down
working the pier last week.
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Dave the Dude
was meeting some people.
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Had his whole mob with him.
We thought it was funny.
1:02:32
Dave the Dude, eh?
1:02:34
This is beginning to
look like a police department.
1:02:36
Sit down, l want to talk to you.
1:02:40
Get this straight. I ain't having
this rehearsal 'cause l like it!
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The reception is tomorrow night.
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You don't rehearse now,
you'll bollocks up the thing.
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You've got your titles, speeches,
everything laid out.
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First learn your speeches.
The judge went to a lot of trouble
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to rig up some swell ones
and l don't want ya to blow 'em.
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Alright, come on. Let's get going.
1:03:03
No, no. You're too stiff,
you're too stiff.
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Relax, can't you? Relax.
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Butch, your legs are buckling.
Bend from the waist.
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Harry the Horse...
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you don't want to
look like you're gonna kick her!
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No, and smile.
Go on, keep smiling.
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Sure, you're supposed to be
having a good time.
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Louie the Lug.
What do you think you're doing?
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You're the Ambassador to Turkey,
not a wrestler.
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Holy mackerel,
this is awful.
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Cheesecake. What's the matter?
Is it too much for you?
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- No, l can do it. Only...
- Only what?
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I'm as good as
Louie the Lug is any day.
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If he's Ambassador,
l oughta be King.
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Listen, Secretary of the lnterior
is bigger than Ambassador.
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- Yeah?
- Sure.
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You can't fool me.
A secretary is a secretary.
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Then you're President of the Board.
How do you like that?
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President?
Now that's something like it!