:06:06
Driver! If you'll be good enough
to move those newspapers, I'll have a seat.
:06:20
Hey, wait a minute!
:06:25
What do you think you're doing?
:06:27
The papers. What's the idea of
throwing them out?
:06:29
The papers? It's a long story, my friend.
:06:33
I never did like the idea
of sitting on newspapers.
:06:35
I did it once, and all the headlines
came off on my white pants.
:06:39
It actually happened.
Nobody bought a paper that day.
:06:42
They followed me all over town and read
the news off the seat of my pants.
:06:46
A fresh guy. What you need is
a good sock on the nose.
:06:52
Listen partner,
you may not like my nose, but I do.
:06:56
I always wear it out in the open so...
:06:58
...if anybody wants to
take a sock at it, they can.
:07:01
Yeah?
:07:05
Now, that's a brilliant answer.
Why didn't I think of it?
:07:08
Our conversation could have been over
long ago.
:07:10
Yeah?
:07:12
If you keep that up,
we won't get anywhere.
:07:15
Yeah?
:07:17
You got me. Yeah!
:07:28
Excuse me, lady.
But that upon which you sit is mine.
:07:33
I beg your pardon?
:07:35
Now listen,
I put up a stiff fight for that seat.
:07:38
So, if it's just the same to you, scram.
:07:41
Driver, are these seats reserved?
:07:44
- No. First come, first serve.
- Thank you.
:07:47
These seats accommodate two people,
don't they?
:07:50
Maybe they do, maybe they don't.
:07:52
Thank you.
:07:56
Move over.
:07:59
This is a "maybe they do."