1:28:01
- They're married, all right.
- But that's arson.
1:28:04
You mean it's bigamy!
1:28:06
What a story.
Connie Allenbury marries bigamist.
1:28:09
Print that in the paper, you'll have
another libel suit on your hands.
1:28:12
- I'm not a bigamist.
- You married me, didn't you?
1:28:14
- That one doesn't count.
- What are you talking about?
1:28:17
About a certain Mr. Joseph Simpson,
your lawfully wedded husband.
1:28:21
What are you trying to hand me?
I've been divorced...
1:28:24
You got your divorce in Yucatán, by mail.
1:28:27
Three years ago,
all Yucatán divorces were declared illegal.
1:28:31
I found that out yesterday
in the Hall of Records.
1:28:33
I also consulted my attorney.
1:28:35
Then you and Gladys
were never really married?
1:28:38
- That's right.
- But I made an honest man of him.
1:28:41
Dear, don't forget the letter.
1:28:44
Yes.
1:28:48
This is from Mrs. Chandler, for you.
1:28:51
Warren, she was so touched by your pity...
1:28:54
- for your 500 starving employees...
- You've dropped the suit!
1:29:00
- But l...
- Connie. Miss Allen... Mrs. Chandler.
1:29:03
How can I ever...
I just can't thank you enough.
1:29:06
Connie Allenbury marries author.
What a story! What a scoop!
1:29:10
Mr. Haggerty, you've forgotten something.
1:29:13
- Yes. My hat. Excuse me.
- Your hat and Mrs. Simpson.
1:29:16
Mrs. Simpson? Gladdie, of course.
1:29:19
That "Mrs. Simpson" gets me, Gladdie.
1:29:22
I've got to run along to the office.
You phone me there in the morning.
1:29:27
Just a minute. You want a real scoop?
I'll give you one!
1:29:30
I found out my Yucatán divorce
was no good...
1:29:33
so I got a second divorce
from Joe Simpson in Reno.
1:29:36
- What?
- What?
1:29:38
- Then, we're not...
- I don't believe it.
1:29:41
Then try the Reno Hall of Records.
1:29:43
- But...
- That's quite right.
1:29:45
Now where do we all stand?
1:29:48
Let's all sit down
and talk things over quietly.
1:29:52
You and I will have plenty of time
to talk this over on our world cruise.
1:29:55
I'm sure Miss Allenbury won't mind
turning her ticket over to me now.
1:29:58
Ticket? World cruise?
What are you talking about?