1:14:02
I've got actors in the dressing room,
scenery on-stage...
1:14:05
...and an audience in the theater.
1:14:07
And I've got to sit in a hotel room on
opening night, waiting to be arrested.
1:14:13
Gee, I never thought I'd be arrested
for writing a play.
1:14:18
Curtain goes up in 20 minutes.
1:14:26
Nineteen minutes.
1:14:30
Hilda and I were gonna be married
right after the opening.
1:14:34
Congratulations.
1:14:37
- Gee, I guess they'll take our fingerprints.
- They got mine.
1:14:41
- You've been in jail?
- Sure. It's not bad.
1:14:45
You behave yourself,
they make you a trustee.
1:14:52
If we only had some money,
we could bribe those hotel dicks.
1:14:56
Maybe the hotel
would advance us some.
1:15:02
And stay in there!
1:15:08
The quartet is complete.
1:15:09
What will we do now,
sing "Sweet Adeline"?
1:15:16
I got an idea. Let's turn in a fire alarm.
1:15:19
- We start a riot, then duck out.
- Can't have a fire alarm without a fire.
1:15:23
All right, then let's have a fire.
1:15:45
Well, even with a fire,
we still got 15 more minutes.
1:15:48
Any more brilliant ideas, Binelli?
1:15:52
How about the window?