1:16:00
How high up are we?
1:16:04
No. That's too high.
1:16:08
You know, there must be
an easier way of killing yourself.
1:16:12
I once killed myself.
1:16:18
I mean, that was my initiation
into the fraternity.
1:16:21
They made me do
a phony suicide act.
1:16:25
I scared the chemistry professor stiff.
1:16:29
Say, this chemistry professor...
1:16:33
...he really believed
you committed suicide?
1:16:36
Oh, yes. He was gonna send
for an ambulance.
1:16:47
That's just what I was thinking.
1:16:49
- We carry him out?
- Of course.
1:16:51
He drinks poison,
we rush him to the hospital.
1:16:54
- They have to let us through.
- That sounds great!
1:16:57
Don't forget you haven't got
three professors out there.
1:17:00
We'll make it look authentic.
Davis, go into the bathroom.
1:17:04
We go in the hall screaming.
They rush in, there you are.
1:17:07
- Dead as a herring.
- No, not dead, just dying.
1:17:10
You're still living. That's why
we're rushing you to the hospital.
1:17:14
Then after you carry me out,
we sneak in the theater and see the show.
1:17:18
Exactly.
1:17:20
You wouldn't think I came from Oswego
five days ago.
1:17:24
Hey, Faker, come here.
1:17:27
You help Davis. You go into the bathroom
and count up to 50 before you start dying.
1:17:32
I know what to do.
1:17:38
Well...
1:17:40
...how did you like
my little surprise?
1:17:43
In about 15 minutes,
when the show's in full swing...
1:17:47
...the sheriffs will take the scenery
off the stage.
1:17:50
- Wagner...
- In view of the audience!
1:17:53
I'll call my lawyer
who will get the sheriffs.
1:17:55
Mr. Wagner, please.
1:17:59
What's that?