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If you step up and tell her where
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For a dime you can see Kankakee or Paris
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Or Washington crossing the Delaware
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Lydia, Lydia, say, have you met Lydia?
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Lydia the tattooed lady
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When her muscles start relaxing
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Up the hill comes Andrew Jackson
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Lydia, oh, Lydia, that encyclopedia
:22:34
Lydia, the queen of them all
:22:36
For two bits she will do a mazurka in jazz
:22:40
With a view of Niagara that nobody has
:22:43
And on a clear day you can see Alcatraz
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You can learn a lot from Lydia
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Come along and see
Buffalo Bill with his lasso
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Just a little classic by Mendel Picasso
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Here is Captain Spaulding
Exploring the Amazon
:23:05
Here's Godiva, but with her pajamas on
:23:14
Here is Grover Whelan unveiling the Trylon
:23:17
Over on the West Coast
We have Treasure Island
:23:20
Here's Nijinsky doing the rumba
:23:24
Here's her Social Security Number
:23:34
Lydia, Lydia, that encyclopedia
:23:37
Lydia, the champ of them all
:23:40
She once swept an Admiral
Clear off his feet
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The ships on her hips
Made his heart skip a beat
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And now the old boy's
In command of the fleet
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For he went and married Lydia
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I said Lydia
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He said Lydia
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I said Lydia
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We said Lydia