:26:02
Tea?
[Laughing]
:26:04
Tea for Destry? Are you
crazy? What he wants
is some strong liquor!
:26:08
Come on to the saloon!
:26:10
You want
a cup of tea?
[Laughing]
:26:13
Oh, come on, Callahan!
I can't wait here all day!
:26:19
Frenchy,
have I got you beat?
:26:24
Why don't you
call me and find out?
:26:31
I'll call!
:26:33
I'll bet my pants!
:26:36
Two aces!
:26:38
I was right! Why didn't
I listen to myself?
:26:42
Hand over those pants!
:26:45
But, Frenchy, I can't!
It's undignified!
Think of my position!
:26:48
I've met every king in Europe!
Now you've met two aces
in Bottleneck!
:26:51
Off with those pants!
No, Frenchy,
you really don't mean it!
:26:53
Get him, boys, get him!
Ohh!
:26:56
Everybody's laughin' at ya!
:26:58
Tom, you made an impression
in this town that's gotta
be eradicated right now!
:27:03
Well, Wash, don't you think
them first impressions!!!
:27:05
Are darn fool things
to jump at, though?
:27:07
Around here, you gotta jump
first or you don't live long!
:27:10
Where's the saloon?
Down here! Come on!
:27:12
What you were
just sayin' reminds me
of a friend of mine!
:27:15
He woke up
in the middle of the night
and thought he saw!!!
:27:18
A great big white hand
comin' up at him over
the edge of the bed!
:27:21
So he got his gun out
from under his pillow
and he aimed,
:27:24
and he shot a great big hole
right through his own foot!
:27:27
No!
Yeah! Now he shouldn't
have gone!!!
:27:29
By that first impression,
should he? Huh?
:27:32
[Laughing]
Well, it was a darn fool...
:27:35
Aw, come on!
:27:45
Oh, that was
just Callahan,
Lily Belle's husband!
:27:48
Come along in here!
Meet the folks!
:27:51
Well, folks, here he is!
:27:53
I want ya all
to meet my new deputy,
Thomas Jefferson Destry!
:27:57
Howdy, folks!
Welcome to Bottleneck,
Destry!
:27:59
My name's Kent!
Howdy!