:39:00
Do you,
Thomas Jefferson Destry,
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swear to uphold the law,
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and serve your office and do
your duty and everything
that goes with it?
:39:08
I do! I do!
:39:11
Here's your badge!
:39:13
Don't let anybody see it!
:39:17
Without guns.
:39:22
[Gunshots]
[Cattle Mooing]
:39:28
[Gunshots Continue]
:39:32
Eli!
:39:34
Eli, hurry!
:39:36
See if you can sneak
out the back way and bring
help as fast as you can!
:39:39
Be careful now, careful!
All right, Ma!
:39:41
Sister, get over there,
close to the wall!
:39:46
You better give up, Claggett!
We're gonna get the ranch
sooner or later!
:39:51
[Gunshots]
:39:53
Come and get it!
:39:56
[Gunshots Continue]
:40:03
Nice hardware store,
ain't it, Tom?
Yeah!
:40:06
We got some fine-looking
bowie knives in there too!
Yeah!
:40:09
You wouldn't be interested
in one of them, would ya?
Nope!
:40:13
No, I was afraid
you wouldn't!
:40:15
Oh, Tom, look here!
Look at this post!
:40:17
Soaked through and through
with the blood
of Sawtooth McGee!
:40:20
Yeah, he objected to a petticoat
his neighbor's wife was wearing,
:40:24
and they fit to a draw!
Both buried in the same grave!
:40:27
Sawtooth and the petticoat!
No, Sawtooth and the neighbor
and four innocent bystanders!
:40:31
Now, you gotta listen
to reason or get outta town!
:40:35
Aw, I think
I'll stick around!
:40:37
You know, I had a friend
once used to collect
postage stamps!
:40:40
He always said
the one good thing
about a postage stamp...
:40:42
It always sticks to one
thing 'til it gets
there! I'm like that!
:40:46
Hey, Wash, wait!
:40:49
Here! I got
somethin' for ya!
I ain't expectin' nothin'!
:40:52
Folks think I'm gonna nurse
their livestock, they're crazy!
What is it?
:40:55
Appears to be rabbits!
Pretty big family there!
Who sent for them?
:40:59
Sheriff Keogh! I got
to get 'em off my hands!