1:11:01
Ten days for this customer.
Five to cool off, five to think it over.
1:11:05
You bet, Wade. I'll take care of it.
Come on, sonny boy, I'll buy you candy.
1:11:15
- What were you saying about taxes?
- What taxes?
1:11:18
I don't remember.
1:11:20
- Shall I trim your mustache?
- No, no. No, thanks.
1:11:24
I think I can manage.
1:11:40
See that big herd of buffalo grazing
away so peacefully down there?
1:11:49
The trouble with the buffalo is that
they had things too easy at the start.
1:11:53
It works the other way around too.
We had such a bad beginning...
1:11:57
...we're bound for a wonderful future.
- Typical Irish logic, totally unconnected.
1:12:01
Think so? It may be Irish,
but it's not unconnected. I can prove it.
1:12:05
Thirty years ago, my father met
my mother at the Londonderry Fair.
1:12:09
He'd come down to sell prize pigs.
Big, fat, lovely pigs, they were.
1:12:13
And Mother was there after winning
the grand prize for her roses...
1:12:17
...enormous, big things, as big as
your face and nearly as beautiful.
1:12:21
I don't suppose there were ever roses
like that in the whole of Ireland.
1:12:25
Well, what must happen?
The very last day of the fair...
1:12:29
...Father's pigs get out and eat up
every single one of Mother's roses.
1:12:33
Root, stem, flower and all.
1:12:37
Did any two people ever get off
to a worse start than that?
1:12:40
Look at them now. Six big lusty sons,
a score of prize pigs...
1:12:45
...and the most beautiful rose garden
in the whole of Antrim.
1:12:49
I envy those who've kissed
the Blarney Stone.
1:12:52
You do? It's cold on the lips.
1:12:59
I think we'd better get back.