:26:01
-You might hoId this for me.
-I'd Iove to.
:26:03
Correct me if I am wrong.
:26:05
-We are facing north, aren't we?
-Facing north?
:26:09
I wouId hate to commit myseIf
without my compass.
:26:13
-Pardon me, are you an expIorer?
-No, I am Iooking for the EiffeI Tower.
:26:17
Good heavens, is that thing Iost again?
:26:21
Are you interested in a view?
:26:22
I'm interested in the EiffeI Tower
from a technicaI standpoint.
:26:26
TechnicaI?
:26:27
No, I'm afraid I couIdn't be of much heIp
from that angIe.
:26:30
A Parisian onIy goes to the Tower
in moments of despair to jump off.
:26:33
How Iong does it take a man to Iand?
:26:37
Now isn't that too bad?
The Iast time I jumped, I forgot to time it.
:26:41
Let me see now, the EiffeI Tower....
:26:45
Your finger, pIease.
:26:46
Why do you need my finger?
:26:48
It's bad manners to point with your own.
:26:52
There, the EiffeI Tower.
:26:54
And where are we?
:26:56
Where are we? Now, Iet me see.
:26:58
Here we are.
:27:00
There you are and here am I.
:27:03
FeeI it?
:27:04
I'm interested onIy in the shortest
distance between these two points.
:27:08
-Must you fIirt?
-WeII, I don't have to but I find it naturaI.
:27:11
-Suppress it.
-I'II try.
:27:13
For my own information...
:27:15
wouId you caII your approach toward me
typicaI of the IocaI moraIe?
:27:18
It is that approach
which has made Paris what it is.
:27:21
You're very sure of yourseIf, aren't you?
:27:23
Nothing's happened recentIy
to shake my seIf-confidence.
:27:25
I have heard of the arrogant maIe
in capitaIistic society.
:27:29
It is having a superior earning power
that makes you that way.
:27:33
A Russian. I Iove Russians.
:27:36
Comrade, I've been fascinated by
your Five-Year PIan for the Iast 15 years.
:27:41
Your type wiII soon be extinct.
:27:48
Taxi!