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:04:01
No, you don't understand.
A tenderfoot is an easterner.

:04:04
Out West, they shoot at anything
that looks Eastern.

:04:06
They'll blow his head off if he goes
out West with that flea incubator.

:04:10
What's the matter with that hat?
It cost a lot of money.

:04:13
- How much did it cost him?
- I don't know. He stole it.

:04:17
- What's the idea?
- Wait a minute!

:04:20
I'm just trying to save his life.
:04:21
- You love your brother, don't you?
- No, but I'm used to him.

:04:24
Now, this is the kind of hat
they're wearing this season.

:04:27
This is the 1870 model.
:04:30
It's what they call a pioneer's cap.
:04:33
Isn't that tail supposed to be in the back?
:04:37
Not on him.
:04:39
- That's genuine beaver.
- It's pretty.

:04:42
I'll stroke it. It's still my hat, you know.
That'll be $10.

:04:45
- You want $10 for that old beaver?
- I'm not in business for love.

:04:49
I was in love once and I got the business.
:04:52
But that's another story,
and a very unpleasant one, too.

:04:54
Why should he buy a hat?
He ain't got enough money for a ticket.

:04:57
You can always get a ticket.
But this is the last hat of its kind.

:05:01
The Beavers have stopped making them.
They're all out playing football. $10.

:05:05
He's a poor boy. He'll give you $1.
:05:07
You take it?
:05:09
I'll take it, but I'm only making $1 on it.
:05:12
Rusty, give him $1.
:05:20
What floor was that on?
:05:25
First business I've ever done
with a dust storm.

:05:28
It'll cost me $1 to have this cleaned.
:05:31
$9 change, please.
:05:33
- What change?
- That's $10.

:05:36
Yes, so it is.
:05:38
Money lover.
:05:40
A dollar's a dollar,
and every dollar is taking me further West.

:05:44
Us, too.
:05:48
- What are you laughing at?
- That hat.

:05:50
It looks ridiculous
with that coat he's got on.

:05:52
- What's the matter with that coat?
- They clash.

:05:55
I have a coat that goes with that hat.
Have you got a moment?

:05:58
Come over here, son.

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