:29:13
Shh! Now's our--
:29:17
No, no, stupid.
:29:19
Don't be crude.
:29:22
Let me handle this.
Here he comes.
:29:25
Ah, yes, Skinny, as I was saying
to the Duchess only yesterday--
:29:30
Oh! Oh, how clumsy of me.
:29:32
Oh, my, my, my, my.
:29:34
Oh, I'm terribly sorry.
:29:37
Oh, I do hope
you're not injured.
:29:40
- I'm all right.
- Oh, splendid.
:29:44
Well, well, hmm.
:29:46
Quite a scholar, I see.
:29:49
Look, Giddy, a man of letters.
:29:53
- Here's your book.
- I'm going to school.
:29:55
School. Ah, yes.
:29:57
Then you haven't heard of
the easy road to success.
:30:01
- Uh-uh.
- No?
:30:03
I'm speaking, my boy,
of the theatre.
:30:06
Here's your apple.
Bright lights, music,
:30:09
applause, fame!
:30:12
- Fame?
- Yes!
:30:14
And with that personality,
that profile, that physique,
:30:18
why, he's a natural born
actor, eh, Giddy?
:30:21
- But I'm going--
- Straight to the top.
:30:24
Why, I can see your name
in lights, lights six feet high.
:30:28
- Uh-- What is your name?
- Pinocchio.
:30:30
Pinocchio! P-I-N-- Eh, uh--
:30:34
U-O-- Eh, P-I-- Eh--
:30:37
We're wasting precious time.
:30:39
Come, on to the theatre.
:30:41
Hi diddle dee dee
An actor's life for me
:30:45
A high silk hat
and a silver cane
:30:47
A watch of gold
with a diamond chain
:30:49
Hi diddle dee day
An actor's life is gay
:30:52
It's great to be a celebrity
:30:54
An actor's life for me