The Bank Dick
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:07:03
Never have, eh?
Mine's a poultice.

:07:06
Never done boondoggling.
:07:09
Must've been another fella,
I guess.

:07:13
Take off your hat
in the presence of a gentleman.

:07:17
Well, here she goes.
:07:21
Down the hatch.
:07:40
I tell you, he's drunk, Q. Q.
:07:43
Said he had trouble
with his wife.

:07:46
Yes. We have tried.
But he isn't sober.

:07:50
The best I can.
:07:53
But you don't understand, Q. Q.
:07:55
Hello?
:08:01
"The best I can. "
:08:03
- Good morning.
- Good morning.

:08:06
What can you give me for
shattered nerves? I got the jitters.

:08:10
If the gentleman has butterflies in
his stomach, I suggest a dash of rover.

:08:14
- Rover?
- Dog. Absinthe.

:08:19
It's very good for the nerves.
:08:23
- That's fine.
- Thank you.

:08:25
That's just what I needed.
:08:30
My name's Greene.
Mackley Q Greene.

:08:32
And a man more beset by trouble,
you'll never see. Again.

:08:35
I'm here in Lompoc
on a movie location.

:08:37
My director started on a bender last
night, and that's good for ten days.

:08:40
We got a 36-hour schedule
and a stinko script.

:08:43
It's a one-reeler, and it opens in
this very town the day after tomorrow.

:08:48
You're yelling
right down my alley.

:08:51
In the old Sennett days,
I used to direct Fatty Arbuckle,

:08:55
Charlie Chaplin, Buster Keaton
and the rest of 'em.

:08:58
I can't get the Celluloid
outta my blood.


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