The Bank Dick
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Little Doret.
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I forgot to telephone them last night.
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Why don't you let me
get you something to eat?

:49:09
How'd you like some breaded veal cutlet
with tomato sauce?

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- Ooh!
- A chocolate éclair with whip cream?

:49:17
Poor fellow hasn't had
anything to eat.

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Oh.
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I guess that's the doctor.
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Hello, Doc.
How are ya?

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- How's business?
- Oh, fair, fair.

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I don't suppose we'll ever get another
whooping cough epidemic again.

:49:36
No, I don't suppose we will.
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This is the eminent, uh, Dr. Stall.
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Diagnostician,
our town's leading physician.

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- What's the name?
- J. Pinkerton Snoopington.

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- Business?
- Bank examiner.

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- Bank examiner?
- Yes.

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Quite a lucrative occupation.
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Do you mind, uh,
showing me your tongue?

:50:07
You must eat more solids...
meats and sauces.

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You need iron...
liver and bacon.

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You lack vitamins A, B and C.
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Skip the rest down to X and Y. If Z
is necessary, we'll give you that later.

:50:20
What you need
most of all is rest.

:50:23
Rest will do more for you
than all the doctors in the world.

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- No exercise!
- No.

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Now, you take two of these...
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in a glass of castor oil for two nights
running, then you skip one night.

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- But I thought you said I wasn't to take any exercise.
- You take me too literally.

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What I should say is,
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you take two for
two nights consecutively.

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- And then you, uh...
- Refrain from taking them one night.

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Yes.
:50:56
That's absolutely true and
they're tasteless. Good with goulash.


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