The Bank Dick
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1:00:01
So I'll take those bonds off his hands
if I have to pay for them with my blood.

1:00:05
- Transfusion?
- Anything.

1:00:07
There you are. The man is willing to buy
the bonds back with his own blood.

1:00:12
I don't want blood. I want money.
Let him give me back the $500.

1:00:16
The boy needs money.
He doesn't want blood.

1:00:20
He's got high
blood pressure already.

1:00:23
Give him what he paid
for the bonds in cash.

1:00:25
I'm the saddest man in the world.
1:00:27
You may be the second saddest,
but he's the saddest.

1:00:30
I'm prepared to pay you $350 cash.
1:00:33
I'll pay the rest in
weekly installments of $25 per week.

1:00:36
I'll even give you my favorite aunt's
wedding ring as security.

1:00:39
I want to prove that
I am honest in the worst way.

1:00:42
The worst way.
1:00:51
Thanks. I was a fool to listen to Mr. Sousè
in the first place. In the second place too.

1:00:56
- Paper, mister?
- How'd Gumlegs come out in the fourth today?

1:01:00
- I don't know.
- Let me see your paper.

1:01:05
A bonanza!
Beefsteak Mine.

1:01:10
Godfrey Daniel!
1:01:17
Oh! What are you doing? Just as
I was getting some of my money back!

1:01:21
You read this paper.
You're a millionaire!

1:01:24
Go away, Mr. Sousè.
Look at that window.

1:01:27
Read that paper.
1:01:32
Oh! Now I can put the money back
without waiting for my bonus.

1:01:36
Mr. Snoopington is no longer a nightmare.
Bring him in here, I'll kill him.

1:01:39
Calm yourself, Oggilby, my boy.
Calm yourself.

1:01:42
- Golly. Oh, Mr. Sousè!
- Cut it out.

1:01:46
Oh, Mr. Sousè, I don't need
all this money. I don't deserve it.

1:01:49
You engineered the whole thing.
You're a financial wizard.

1:01:52
- I'm gonna split with ya. I'll give you half of 'em.
- Thank you, Og.

1:01:55
Wait. I'll follow ya.
1:01:57
- Anything I can do for you?
- You sure can, brother.


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