:01:35
Watch it! Wet print!
Copy.
:01:48
Ain't it pretty?
:01:53
Well, his inheritance tax oughta
make the country about even.
:01:56
He was born too late.
200 years ago, he'd have been a pirate.
Captain Kidd himself.
:01:59
Look at that stomach.
I watched him eat once
at a banquet.
:02:01
He didn't order a steak,
he ordered a cow.
:02:04
You have to hand it to him.
He loved to live.
:02:07
Yeah?
:02:08
Have you gone crazy?
Let's go to press.!
:02:10
We've only got 18 minutes
to catch the mail trains.!
:02:12
I got the greatest first page here
since the Chicago fire!
:02:15
Old man Reynolds is dyin'
and I'm gonna get the flash
he's dead any minute!
:02:18
Let him die
in the next edition.!
And let the Herald beat us?
:02:22
He's gonna die for me,
exclusive! He's mine!
:02:24
But the mail trains...
He dies for me, not the Herald.
:02:27
But the advertisers...
Tell the advertisers to go
to the Herald.!
:02:31
What are you standin' around
with your face hangin' out for?
:02:34
Gimme two columns on Reynolds'
son flying in from Mexico.
Right.
:02:37
You know, lump-in-the-throat stuff.
:02:38
"Only son flies to father's deathbed.
Will he make it? Won't he make it?"
:02:41
Slobber all over the place,
but keep it classy!
:02:43
And write it both ways,
if he makes it or if he doesn't.
:02:47
As long as he has to go,
please have him go not later than 9:20.
:02:50
That dirty Herald's
been gettin' all the breaks.
:02:54
Yeah? What do you mean,
he isn't dead yet?
:02:56
Frank, I gotta have some action!
:02:58
What am I supposed to do,
hit him over the head?