:04:02
He sure did, Your Honor.
:04:03
We took the pig, Judge...
:04:05
but we're not thieves. We were hungry.
:04:08
We hadn't eaten for several days...
:04:10
and we got kind of tired
of people closing doors on our faces...
:04:13
just because we have
the wrong kind of uniform on.
:04:15
Have you got anything to say
before sentence is pronounced?
:04:19
We only came up to work on the railroad,
and we found that finished.
:04:22
We're on our way to Texas.
:04:24
Texas? It's a mighty good place
for the likes of you two.
:04:33
You, Lee, and Beauregard,
and the rest of that rebel riffraff...
:04:38
can get together down there...
:04:40
and maybe you can start
another secession movement.
:04:43
You dirty Yankee!
:04:45
Danny, wait a minute.
:04:46
You can't do that in this court.
What's the matter with you?
:04:49
Order.
:04:52
Order in the court.
:04:53
You young whippersnappers.
:04:56
I find you both guilty.
I'm gonna fine you $50 apiece.
:05:01
And as for you,
I'm gonna make an example out of you.
:05:05
I'm gonna hold you for contempt of court...
:05:07
and fine you another $50.
:05:09
We haven't got $50,
let alone him having $100.
:05:12
Take them away. Next case.
:05:15
Bats Delaney.
:05:16
Take your hands off them.
:05:18
Here's the fine for both of them.
:05:23
That's a little bit irregular, Mr. Miller.
:05:26
Everything's irregular
in this two-by-four court.
:05:28
Including your remark
about Lee and Beauregard.
:05:31
There's $20 for the fine of Bats Delaney.
Come on, Bats.
:05:34
- He ain't entered his plea.
- He pleads guilty.
:05:37
That $20, and the fine's only $10.
:05:41
Take the change and get some of the stink
out of this place.
:05:44
Come on.
:05:47
Court's dismissed.
:05:49
Come on.
:05:51
- Mr. Miller?
- What do you want?
:05:54
- We'd just like to thank you.
- Yeah, thanks a lot.
:05:56
Don't give it a thought.
:05:58
What outfit you boys with in the war?