:58:00
	Don't shoot. Don't shoot, boys.
:58:04
	Take off that beard, Dilg.
I recognize you.
:58:07
	His name is Professor Lightcap.
:58:10
	I'm sorry, professor, but I've never
known hounds to make a mistake.
:58:13
	- This town is nothing but mistakes.
- Bad dogs.
:58:16
	And I'll thank you to call
your men off and your dogs too.
:58:20
	I'll see that you lose
your badge for this.
:58:23
	I can't understand it.
:58:25
	I raised those hounds and this is the
first time they've ever made a mistake.
:58:44
	- That house there was built in 1740.
- Yes, yes.
:59:01
	Beaver.
:59:04
	It's a game. First one to spot a beard.
Beards are unusual in these parts.
:59:09
	I suppose they are. I don't think I
ever told anyone how I came to grow it.
:59:15
	I was one of the youngest ever
to graduate from Harvard Law School.
:59:19
	In fact, I was teaching at
Commonwealth before I was 22.
:59:22
	I had a frank and open face. People
in trolley cars used to call me "sonny."
:59:29
	Boys I was teaching would slap me
on the back. Women would wink at me.
:59:34
	- Is that bad?
- No, but I had no time for nonsense.
:59:38
	The beard became a sort of fortress.
And then I grew attached to it.
:59:42
	- I think it's pretty.
- What am I to say to that?
:59:45
	- I wonder what's going on over here.
- Pulaski's, the borscht place.
:59:57
	- We must get some for Joseph.
- We haven't time.