1:34:03
Must have looked like an encore.
Say, is he as good as Foy?
1:34:08
- Who?
- Foy, Foy. Eddie Foy.
1:34:12
- Oh, pardon me.
- Pardon me, I didn't quite catch the name.
1:34:16
- Would you mind spraying it again?
- Eddie Foy.
1:34:20
The star with the big show down the street
with a chorus of 70.
1:34:24
Why, I thought they looked
a little younger than that.
1:34:27
I hear now that Cohan's in town,
Foy's gonna retire.
1:34:30
Foy won't retire till he's 90.
1:34:33
Will it take him that long
to discover he has no talent?
1:34:36
I hear when he tries to sing
the orchestra puts up umbrellas.
1:34:39
Tries to sing? Why, he's a genius.
He keeps his audience glued to the seats.
1:34:44
That's one way to keep them in the theater.
Cohan does it with talent.
1:34:48
He produces his own plays,
writes his own books, lyrics and music...
1:34:52
...plays the leads, and is a great dancer.
- He dances, eh? When does he practice?
1:34:57
When you write your own plays you don't
have to practice. Cohan's done all right.
1:35:02
He's given the world Yankee Doodle Dandy.
What's Foy done for his country?
1:35:07
He gave them seven kids.
1:35:09
- Does he dance?
- One of the best.
1:35:11
When does he get time to practice?
1:35:14
Say, listen, young fella,
my name's Eddie Foy.
1:35:18
I know it. I'm George M. Cohan.
1:35:21
Oh, so you're Cohan?
1:35:24
Well, if I said anything accidental
to make you mad, I'm darn glad I did.
1:35:29
I don't blame you. I'd feel the same way
if I were up against Cohan.
1:35:33
- What do you like to drink?
- Oh, Moxie.
1:35:35
I can supply it.
1:35:37
The attraction inside is bigger than I am.
Come and see it when your show closes.