:34:02
The Japs turn the heat on us,
I'll watch you pray.
:34:04
I've seen it happen before.
:34:08
- Say, you guys know what?
- No, what?
:34:10
There's something screwy
about this detour or whatever it is.
:34:15
We'll know before long.
:34:17
Hey, Yo Yo, mind if I use your office?
Something private.
:34:20
- Sure.
- Thanks.
:34:25
That's the third time
he's asked me.
:34:28
Well, maybe he's writing poems.
:34:29
There you are, my little scissorbill.
:34:32
Get thee behind me.
:34:33
Mind you, no politics, no ball games,
no hair down my neck.
:34:37
Nothing but barbering.
:34:40
Well, Cookie, looks like we're getting
pretty close to enemy waters.
:34:44
Now, Tommy, don't go
getting yourself all worried.
:34:48
Think we ought to take the hat off?
:34:50
Well, don't you think we'd better?
:34:56
- Clippers?
- Yes, thanks.
:34:59
You see, Tommy, there's always
one of two things about a submarine.
:35:04
In the first place, either the enemy
finds you, or he doesn't.
:35:08
If he doesn't find you,
there's nothing to worry about.
:35:11
But if he does, there is still
one of two things.
:35:15
Either he drops a depth charge,
or he don't.
:35:17
If he doesn't, there's nothing
to worry about. If he does...
:35:21
...then there's still
one of two things.
:35:23
Either he drops it
close to you or far away.
:35:26
If he drops them far away,
it's foolish to worry.
:35:29
If he drops them near you...
:35:31
...then there is still one
of two things to worry about.
:35:34
And that is...
:35:36
Don't cut too much off.
:35:38
If your pressure hull holds.
:35:40
Of course, if it holds,
wouldn't it be foolish to worry?
:35:43
If it doesn't, you won't be able
to worry, so why worry?
:35:47
Are you through?
:35:49
Yes.
:35:54
He was worth waiting for.
He's a good barber. That looks fine.
:35:57
You next?