1:00:01
Very pretty. Very pretty indeed.
1:00:03
- Red and pink roses...
- Now we're going to pick roses.
1:00:06
I pick a rose. So I got something to talk
about when she comes to the door.
1:00:11
Up I go to the door.
1:00:12
I ring the bell. And I hear
a very nice voice from the inside.
1:00:17
"Wait a minute," she says.
"I'm in the bathtub."
1:00:20
Every girl you meet is in the bathtub!
1:00:22
I haven't met her yet. I'm on her porch!
1:00:25
Naturally, I sit down.
1:00:28
I'm rocking back and forth,
back and forth.
1:00:31
Skip the details.
Who cares if you're rocking?
1:00:33
I'm just trying to give you the picture!
1:00:37
We got the picture!
1:00:38
You're in the bathtub!
She's on the porch!
1:00:41
She's in the bathtub.
I'm on the porch!
1:00:46
She comes to the door.
My stomach flutters.
1:00:49
- She's beautiful!
- Now his stomach flutters.
1:00:53
"Oh," she says, "I thought you were
someone else. " "Disappointed?" I says.
1:00:57
You're there
with a snappy comeback.
1:00:59
She says,
"I can't ask you to come in."
1:01:01
"Of course not," I says, giving her pearly
teeth. "But I can ask you to come out."
1:01:06
What did she say to that?
1:01:07
Well, she didn't say anything,
that is, right away.
1:01:10
Then I proceeded to pour
on the personality.
1:01:12
Then what did you do?
1:01:14
Now, wouldn't you like to know?
1:01:16
You give me a pain in the pancreas.
You're always shooting off.
1:01:20
Stow it for the rest of this patrol.
Some of us have sweethearts.
1:01:23
Yeah?
Well, maybe some of us haven't.
1:01:29
Hasn't he been telling the truth?
1:01:31
No. You haven't been swallowing
all that stuff, have you?