Arsenic and Old Lace
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:06:00
They don't. But you can bet
if anybody came looking for a room...

:06:03
...they wouldn't go away
without a good meal and a couple of bucks.

:06:07
That's their way of digging up people
to do good to.

:06:17
Reverend Harper, I do hope
you don't disapprove of Mortimer...

:06:21
...because he's a dramatic critic
and takes your daughter to the theater.

:06:25
It's not that I disapprove
of his being a critic...

:06:28
...but no man with this published attitude...
:06:33
...should take any man's daughter
anyplace, at any time.

:06:39
I must be catching cold.
:06:41
No, dear. It was Reverend Harper
who sneezed. Bless you.

:06:45
We mustn't be angry with Mortimer.
:06:47
He's so very much in love with her.
Sister Martha and I are so happy.

:06:52
He used to come to see us
only occasionally, and now...

:06:55
...he's in Brooklyn six nights a week.
:06:58
Remember now, watch your language.
:07:01
You know I'm not a swearing man.
:07:03
You'd be surprised
what they'd consider swearing.

:07:08
Will you excuse me?
No, no, Teddy, dear. Thank you. I'll go.

:07:14
-Come right in, Mr. Brophy.
-Miss Abby, we came for the toys.

:07:18
This is Officer O'Hara.
He's taking over my beat.

:07:20
-How do you do, miss?
-Welcome to our neighborhood.

:07:24
Gentlemen, what news
have you brought me?

:07:26
Colonel, we have nothing to report.
:07:31
No, absolutely nothing to report.
:07:34
Splendid!
:07:35
Thank you, gentlemen. At ease.
:07:39
You know the Reverend Dr. Harper
from the church next door?

:07:42
Hello. This is Officer O'Hara,
the new man on the beat.

:07:45
How do you do, sir? It's nice to meet you.
:07:51
The toys are on the chair up here,
by the library door.

:07:58
Teddy, run upstairs and bring down your
Army and Navy from Aunt Martha's room.


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