Arsenic and Old Lace
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:15:00
Look, why don't we wire him
from Niagara Falls?

:15:04
Niagara Falls?
:15:06
That's why you stopped at your office.
:15:08
Yes, certainly!
We're going to go the whole hog.

:15:10
Niagara Falls!
Everybody ought to go there.

:15:13
You should've seen my secretary's face.
:15:15
We've a room on the train,
the bridal suite in the hotel...

:15:18
...and tomorrow morning
we go over the falls in a barrel.

:15:22
Go on, darling, hurry and pack.
:15:24
I don't have to.
I started packing the day after I met you.

:15:27
There, you see! You see?
:15:29
That's what I mean.
That's what I hate about women.

:15:35
I wonder what Mary's doing now?
:15:42
-The train leaves in an hour, hurry.
-It'll be a few minutes.

:15:45
-Father may want to pray over me.
-Whistle when you're ready.

:15:49
When you whistle, open the front door fast.
:15:51
If you see a tall, dark streak of light,
it's me.

:16:00
What? Now?
:16:01
No, not now!
:16:03
Look surprised when he tells us.
:16:08
Hold on to your bustles.
:16:09
We're married. Elaine and I are married.
:16:12
Oh, darling, how wonderful!
:16:13
Isn't it wonderful? They're married!
:16:15
Don't pretend to be so surprised either,
you two old frauds.

:16:20
-Can I use the telephone?
-Of course.

:16:22
Isn't it too, too wonderful?
:16:24
And to think that it happened
right here in this room!

:16:28
Now, here.
:16:30
Benson's Florists?
This is Mortimer Brewster.

:16:32
Did you send those roses
to Mrs. Brewster? Good.

:16:35
Send four dozen more to drawing room A,
Grand Central Station.

:16:38
Hurry. And throw in a flock
of orange blossoms.

:16:41
But before you go,
we can have our celebration.

:16:44
I'll open a bottle of wine and we'll sing.
:16:46
And we'll invite a few neighbors in.
:16:48
-And, of course, a wedding cake.
-You won't have time to bake a cake.

:16:52
We're going to Niagara Falls.
A taxi's waiting.

:16:54
It's all ready. It's been ready since--
:16:56
I bet it's been ready
since the first day I met her.

:16:59
Did everybody know
I was getting married, except me?


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