Arsenic and Old Lace
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1:02:01
We can't leave him here
in the windowseat.

1:02:09
Doctor, I've completely lost track
of Mr. Spenalzo.

1:02:13
Wait! Who's this Mr. Spenalzo?
1:02:15
A friend of ours Johnny was looking for.
1:02:18
Don't bring anyone else in here.
Now, beat it!

1:02:20
It's all right, Johnny.
1:02:22
While we are packing,
I'll tell you about him.

1:02:31
I'll take care of you, Mortimer,
in just a little while.

1:02:35
How do you like that?
1:02:36
The guy stays away for 20 years
and picks tonight to come back.

1:02:40
Elaine, what are you doing here?
1:02:42
-Mortimer!
-What's the matter, darling?

1:02:44
-I almost got killed.
-Killed?

1:02:48
Aunt Abby, Aunt Martha!
1:02:51
No! It was Jonathan!
1:02:53
He mistook her for a sneak thief.
1:02:55
-Oh, that.
-It was worse than that.

1:02:57
He's some kind of a maniac.
1:02:59
I'm afraid of him.
1:03:00
Darling, don't worry about it.
I'm here now. Forget it.

1:03:03
We were married today,
we were going over Niagara Falls...

1:03:06
...your brother tries to strangle me,
a taxi's waiting...

1:03:10
...and now you want to sleep
on a windowseat!

1:03:12
Windowseat. Witherspoon.
1:03:14
-You'd better run along home.
-What?

1:03:16
Go on home like a good girl.
I got things to do.

1:03:19
-But--
-Please.

1:03:20
Operator?
Get me Happy Dale 2-7-0, please.

1:03:23
But didn't you hear what I was just saying?
1:03:26
Your own brother Jonathan,
he was trying to strangle me!

1:03:29
-Please! This is important!
-That?

1:03:32
Mr. Witherspoon?
This is Mortimer Brewster.

1:03:34
Yes, Mr. Brewster.
1:03:37
Well, I don't understand you.
1:03:39
-He was going to kill me!
-Wait, I can't hear the man.

1:03:42
Well, look.
I've got the papers all drawn up.

1:03:44
I know it's late, but come down here
and get my brother immediately!

1:03:49
Please, darling.
1:03:50
By the way, you've had the papers signed
by your brother and the doctor, of course?

1:03:54
By the doctor?
1:03:55
Oh, holy mackerel! I forgot the doctor!

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