Arsenic and Old Lace
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1:05:03
Ye gods! There's another one!
1:05:06
Aunt Abby! Aunt Martha!
1:05:07
-Come in here!
-We're busy.

1:05:10
No, you come in here now!
1:05:13
Yes, dear, what is it? Where's Elaine?
1:05:16
Didn't you promise not to let anyone in?
1:05:18
-Jonathan just walked in.
-I don't mean Jonathan!

1:05:21
I don't mean Dr. Einstein!
Who is that in the windowseat?

1:05:24
We told you. Mr. Hoskins.
1:05:26
It is not Mr. Hoskins!
1:05:29
There!
1:05:32
Who can that be?
1:05:35
-Are you saying you've never seen him?
-I certainly am.

1:05:39
This is a fine how-do-you-do!
1:05:41
It's getting so anyone thinks
he can walk in!

1:05:43
Don't you try to get out of this!
That's another one of your gentlemen!

1:05:47
How can you say such a thing?
1:05:50
That man's an impostor.
1:05:53
And if he came here to be buried
in our cellar, he's mistaken.

1:05:58
You admitted you put Mr. Hoskins
in the windowseat.

1:06:01
Yes, I did.
1:06:01
This man couldn't have got the idea
from Mr. Hoskins!

1:06:04
-By the way, where is Mr. Hoskins?
-He must have gone to Panama.

1:06:08
-What? You buried him?
-Not yet.

1:06:10
He's down there
waiting for the services, poor dear.

1:06:13
We haven't had a minute,
what with Jonathan in the house.

1:06:18
Oh, dear.
1:06:19
We've always wanted
to hold a double funeral.

1:06:23
But I will not read services
over a total stranger!

1:06:27
A total stranger. How can I believe you?
1:06:30
There are 12 men down there,
you admit you poisoned them!

1:06:33
Yes, I did. But you don't think
I'd stoop to telling a fib!

1:06:39
What do you think has happened?
1:06:41
"A fib! "
1:06:58
This may interest you, Mortimer.
I've decided that we're staying.


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