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Yes, Heidelberg, 1919.
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Heidelberg?
How'd you hook up with Jonathan?
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I tell you later about that, but you go now.
Please listen to me.
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Stop it, Doctor!
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You get out of here!
Look, when Johnny's in that mood...
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...he's a madman. He's a maniac!
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And then things happen. Horrible things.
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-Get out of here!
-Will you stop it?
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Stop telling me about Jonathan,
I'll take care of him.
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You take care of yourself.
Get going, little fellow.
1:24:28
-What's that? Wait.
-My schnapps.
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-I could use that.
-That's mine.
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Please. Only for dramatic critics.
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You beat it before things start popping
around here.
1:24:38
But, look, Mr. Brewster, please.
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You've just been married.
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You have a nice little wife waiting for you.
Please go now.
1:24:46
Please.
1:24:51
Don't those plays you see all the time
teach you anything?
1:24:54
Don't get me on the subject of plays!
I've got to wait for Mr. Witherspoon.
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At least people in plays
act like they got sense.
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Did anybody in a play
ever act like they got intelligence?
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-How can somebody be so stupid?
-You ought to have my job.
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When you get out of prison, have yourself
wheeled to the Garrick Theater.
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There's a play that's so bad,
it'll still be running when you get out.
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There's a man.... Now listen to this.
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He knows he's in the house with murderers
and should know he's in danger.
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He's even been warned to get out.
And does he go?
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No, he doesn't. He stays!
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This fellow doesn't even have sense
to be scared or to be on his guard.
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The murderer even invites him to sit down.
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-What do you think he does?
-I don't know.
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He sits down!
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He deliberately pulls up a chair
and he sits down in it.
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Isn't that great?
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So there he is,
all waiting to be trussed up and gagged.
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What do you think they tied him up with?
The curtain cord.
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Curtain cord?
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But didn't he see him get it?
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No. The silly chump sits down
with his back toward the murderer.
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All he has to do is look around,
but does he? No!