Arsenic and Old Lace
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1:45:01
Isn't that amazing?
1:45:04
You behave yourself.
1:45:06
You know very well there are
13 bodies down in our cellar.

1:45:09
Certainly there's 13 bodies in the cellar.
1:45:11
And there are hundreds more
up in the attic, Captain!

1:45:19
-What is this?
-You mustn't mind Mortimer.

1:45:21
-How about it?
-I'll be right there.

1:45:23
He's been a little strange all day.
1:45:25
Right now I wouldn't know what is
and what ain't strange anymore.

1:45:29
-I'll look in that cellar.
-I'll tell you what we'll do.

1:45:32
I'll bring my bodies from the attic
and you get yours from the cellar...

1:45:35
...and we'll get them all together,
and we'll send them to Happy Dale.

1:45:42
No, you wouldn't have to dig.
The graves are all marked.

1:45:46
-We put flowers on them every Sunday.
-Flowers?

1:45:49
Sure, I put neon lights on mine.
1:45:53
Humor them, humor them.
1:45:56
Smile.
1:45:59
There's one down there, a Mr. Spenalzo...
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Hasn't got it yet.
1:46:03
...who doesn't belong here
and has to leave.

1:46:05
-But the other 12 are our gentlemen.
-Your gentlemen?

1:46:09
You'd like mine better.
None of mine are gentlemen.

1:46:13
-You mustn't mind him at all.
-He got married today.

1:46:15
"There is a Happy Dale far, far away
1:46:19
"There is a Happy"
1:46:25
He got it. It's amazing.
1:46:27
Don't you think you can find room
for the ladies?

1:46:30
Just the ladies?
1:46:33
Just the ladies!
1:46:36
-How about it?
-They'd have to be committed.

1:46:39
Teddy committed himself. Couldn't they?
1:46:41
-All they have to do is sign the papers.
-Certainly.

1:46:44
If we can go with Teddy,
we'll sign the papers.

1:46:47
Where are they?
1:46:48
I have them, ladies, right here.
1:46:50
Sign them up, will you?
I want this all cleaned up.

1:46:53
I'm going out to talk to that spy.
Maybe I can understand him.

1:46:57
Thirteen bodies in the cellar.
1:46:59
Ladies, if you'll sign right here.

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