:10:03
I hope we're not breaking up
your game, but Carl
and I have decided...
:10:07
She means she has decided.
:10:09
To take in the midnight show
of the horror exhibit
down at the crossroads.
:10:13
Spooks. Ghouls. Vampires.
Get his hat and coat. Carl.
:10:17
You're going with us.
To stare at a lot
of idiotic humbugs?
:10:20
Not I. My dear.
I put my weary bones
where they belong...
:10:23
in bed.
Your hat and coat.
:10:25
I'm not going!
You'd better give in.
Grandad.
:10:28
These American girls can
talk you into anything.
:10:30
That's all they do... talk.
:10:32
What?
What did you say?
Aaah!
:10:34
Now. Now. Darling.
Remember
your blood pressure.
:10:38
That's the man I married.
Talk. Talk. Talk. Talk!
:10:41
I can never
get a word in edgewise.
:10:43
Here. Put this on.
And no arguments.
Uhh. No.
:10:47
Come along. Inspector.
You're coming too.
Oh, no.
:10:50
And I don't want
any arguments from you either.
Come along. Come on.
:10:53
Persuasive little minx.
Isn't she? Uh. Uh. Uh...
[Laughing]
:11:00
## [Oompah Band]
:11:04
Brrrr!
I'm all over
goose pimples.
:11:06
And properly so.
You little goose.
:11:08
Don't be grouchy.
This is fun.
:11:11
Master.
Police inspector.
It's all right. Daniel.
:11:16
We have our permit.
Oh.
:11:20
Now. There is something
I could really use.
:11:24
I wonder
where I could get one.
:11:26
What for?
Just the thing to keep
your wife under control.
:11:30
[Snickering]
[Sarcastic
Chuckle]
:11:35
This way. Ladies
and gentlemen.
:11:37
Step this way
to gaze upon an exhibit...
:11:39
absolutely unparalleled
in the realms of showmanship.
:11:43
No doubt there are
some among you...
:11:45
who will doubt the truth
about what I am about to say...
:11:49
or doubt the reality
of what you are about to see.
:11:52
But believe me.
My friends.
:11:56
This is no fake.
:11:59
Before your very eyes
is all that remains of a vampire.