1:00:01
Never heard tell such a thing.
1:00:03
Now...
1:00:04
I almost forgot,
I have something for you, Jane.
1:00:07
Didn't you bring me anything?
1:00:09
It isn't anything, but I couldn't
resist getting it for Jane.
1:00:16
Where on earth did you get it?
1:00:18
It was practically the only thing left
of a little shop in Salerno.
1:00:28
I'm sorry, Jane.
I didn't know where...
1:00:31
It's all right, Tony.
1:00:33
Well, isn't anybody
interested in this cake?
1:00:36
By the way, Fidelia,
just what was the experimentation
1:00:39
you referred to
in connection with this cake?
1:00:41
I tried something new.
I bought it.
1:00:48
You clearly see there's
nothing in the handkerchief.
1:00:50
Nothing at all
that meets the human eye.
1:00:52
I'll show you both sides so you can
be sure I'm not holding back anything.
1:00:55
Correct, Brig?
1:00:56
I suppose there's something there,
but I'll play along.
1:00:59
- How about you, sir?
- There's nothing in that handkerchief.
1:01:02
You don't need
to labor the point further.
1:01:04
Tiresome, isn't it? Watch.
1:01:06
Presto, change-o.
1:01:11
- Marvelous!
- I'll get it.
1:01:13
I think I'd like
to learn that trick, Mr. Willett.
1:01:15
It might amuse the dodos
at the Army and Navy Club.
1:01:18
I'd be honored, sir.
1:01:19
Good evening, Brig.
Is your mother at home?
1:01:21
That sounds like
your favorite woman.
1:01:23
Mrs. Hawkins... that voice has
haunted me across the Atlantic.
1:01:27
Hello, Emily.
I haven't seen you in ages.
1:01:29
Good evening, Lieutenant Willett.
I didn't know you were back.
1:01:32
I've learned a new trick. The Navy
thought I ought to bring it home
1:01:36
for purposes of morale.
1:01:37
I thought you already
knew all the tricks, Lieutenant.
1:01:39
Touché, as we used to say
in Minneapolis.
1:01:42
And this, I presume,
is General Smollett.
1:01:44
- I've heard so much about you.
- I thought you'd met before.
1:01:48
No, but I envy you, having such
a distinguished man as your guest.
1:01:51
It is I who should be envied.
1:01:53
And it is Colonel Smollett, madam,
and Lieutenant Commander Willett.
1:01:56
I always get
those things mixed up.
1:01:58
It doesn't matter what a man's rank is.
It's his character that counts.