1:05:00
There you are. Now, if you'll stand here,
please, and join hands.
1:05:04
Where are the witnesses?
1:05:05
Mrs. Sloan.
1:05:07
Oh, excuse me.
1:05:09
Well, this looks like a wedding.
1:05:11
It does? I mean, it is.
1:05:13
You see, it's an old custom.
1:05:15
We were married on Christmas...
1:05:16
...so we usually repeat
the ceremony every Christmas.
1:05:19
Well, well, what a charming idea.
1:05:21
I hope you don't mind my being here.
I'm quite a sentimentalist myself.
1:05:24
Now all we need is one more witness.
1:05:26
- Suppose I get Mr. Jones?
- No, no. I'll get Felix.
1:05:28
No, no. You stay here. I'll get Felix.
1:05:35
Felix!
1:05:37
Felix!
1:05:39
The judge is here. We need you
as a witness.
1:05:41
But, Mr. Sloan, something happened.
Something terrible. Catastrophe.
1:05:45
- What is it?
- The baby.
1:05:46
The baby. My watch.
1:05:48
I gave him to play with it.
1:05:49
He put it in her mouth.
1:05:51
Goodbye, watch.
1:05:53
You mean to say the baby
swallowed your watch?
1:05:55
- Good heavens. I must call a doctor.
- The police too. It was a gold watch.
1:06:00
- What is it?
- The baby swallowed his watch.
1:06:02
- I'm calling a doctor.
- Oh, how awful. I must go to it.
1:06:06
Don't get excited, Mrs. Sloan.
Babies often swallow things like that.
1:06:10
Poor darling.
Does your little tummy hurt?
1:06:14
That's strange.
He looks different this morning.
1:06:16
Wouldn't you look different if you
had swallowed a watch?
1:06:19
- But he's a blond.
- Mama.
1:06:21
- He has teeth.
- Mama, Mama.
1:06:22
- And he talks.
- Mr. Yardley...
1:06:24
...this is no time to take inventory.
1:06:28
Oh, please go. I must get him quiet.
Please go.
1:06:31
Most extraordinary thing I ever saw.
1:06:42
- How is it?
- There's only one thing to do.
1:06:44
A good dose of castor oil.
1:06:46
- I'll go upstairs and see if we have any.
- When is that doctor getting here?
1:06:49
I wouldn't want anything to happen.
It would ruin the circulation.
1:06:52
It wouldn't do the baby no good, neither.