Sure feels good to take
the weight off your feet.

I'm from Pittsburgh.
There's a town for you.

You really can meet people
in Pittsburgh...

friendly, a fellow could live and die
in this town and never meet nobody.

How about you and me having a drink
together, now we're aquainted?

No, thank you.
You don't have to be
so snooty about it.

I'll have you know, I know better
people than you in Pittsburgh.

I'm sure you're a great social
success, given half a chance.

Now you're talking.
Do you mind not sitting
in my lap in public?

That's enough of that.
-Beat it.
-I'm a guest in this hotel.

-Who do you think you are?
-I'm the house detective. Get going.

This town's getting
worse and worse.

It's all right,
you don't have to go.

I'm sorry you were being annoyed.
I've been watching you...

and I figured something
like this might happen.

The chief duty of a house detective
is to spot trouble in advance.

-You're not registered here, are you?

I didn't think so, the way you were
wandering around.