Humoresque
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:05:00
All right. I'll build him
a nice house with a ketchup carton.

:05:04
Take him to Jeffers.
Let him choose.

:05:07
- He's too old to play house.
- He's too young to know what he wants.

:05:10
No matter. If he wants it,
it's a good present.

:05:29
Well, here we are, Paul.
Lots of nice things, aren't there?

:05:32
- Hello, Mr. Jeffers.
- Hello, Boray.

:05:34
- For the boy?
- Who else?

:05:36
Look around, Paul. Pick something,
anything up to a dollar and a half.

:05:40
Well? The sheep.
:05:42
But the small one's better. Look.
:05:44
It's almost human.
Wouldn't you like that?

:05:47
No, that's for kids.
:05:48
Maybe there's something for big boys.
Let's see. Oh, here's something.

:05:52
A windmill.
:05:53
- Don't you like that?
- No.

:05:54
- He doesn't like it.
- Your boy like baseball?

:05:57
Well, who doesn't like baseball in America,
Mr. Jeffers? It's an institution.

:06:01
Bang, bang, Babe Ruth.
:06:04
- Who else plays it?
- Ty Cobb, Hans Wagner.

:06:07
Bang, bang, Hans Wagner.
:06:09
Bang, bang, Ty Cobb.
:06:10
Wouldn't you like to be
a Ty Cobb, Paul?

:06:13
No.
:06:14
He doesn't want that.
:06:24
- Hello, Paul.
- Hi.

:06:26
- Wanna take some piano lessons?
- No.

:06:28
I'll give you a special rate, 25 cents.
:06:31
You pay, you'll be my only pupil.
:06:33
No, violin's prettier than the piano.
:06:35
Don't judge all pianos by the way
I look. Try it on for size.

:06:39
- Could I?
- Sure.

:06:41
If you play the violin, you'll have
to carry a pianist around with you.

:06:45
Play something.
:06:50
I know that. Just give me a minute.

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