Humoresque
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:07:02
Paul. Paul!
:07:04
Paul!
:07:06
Another Paderewski in the family.
Phil with his kazoo and you with a violin.

:07:10
- You said I could have anything.
- A drum, a little horse.

:07:13
A toy is all right. What does
a boy want with a violin?

:07:17
For wood and glue?
Take the fire engine.

:07:20
Let him take the fiddle.
He could do worse.

:07:22
For instance, he might grow up
to be a piano player.

:07:25
You ought to know, Sidney.
:07:26
Pianist and composer.
Rates on request.

:07:29
The unknown genius waiting to be
discovered. Do I strike your fancy?

:07:33
- Not too much.
- Unfortunately, I'm not my own type either.

:07:36
Listen, Sidney, as a musician...
:07:38
...how much do you make
per week or per year?

:07:40
- Money? Cash money?
- Yes.

:07:42
I'll write a song entitled,
"If I had a Million, Would I Talk to You?"

:07:46
I'm a bargain-basement genius.
:07:47
You want my son
to be genius number two.

:07:49
What a future.
Paul, take the baseball bat.

:07:52
- I want the violin.
- He wants the violin.

:07:54
Statistics show a million boys
are crying for baseball bats.

:07:58
It isn't good enough.
He has to have a violin.

:08:02
Paul...
:08:05
...take the fire engine.
- No.

:08:07
The windmill.
:08:10
- The baseball bat.
- No.

:08:13
Then take nothing. Here.
Come on home.

:08:19
Don't take it too hard.
:08:20
You could imagine how much trouble
I had getting a piano.

:08:23
Mr. Boray, you forgot your hat.
:08:28
I'm sorry, Mr. Jeffers.
:08:43
- What happened?
- Your son.

:08:44
Your ungrateful son.
A toy isn't good enough for him.

:08:49
Paul.
:08:57
Didn't you see anything you want?
:08:58
Didn't he see anything?
He certainly did.


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