:13:00
I'll have your head!" Have my head?
:13:04
Bet it won't look good on him either.
:13:07
Boy, if I were king around
here, things would be different.
:13:10
I wouldn't go around cuttin' off everybody's
head and takin' away everybody's girl.
:13:14
Well, I wouldn't go around
cuttin' off everybody's head.
:13:18
Him and his masks. Got a mask
for day and a mask for night.
:13:22
He's got a mask for
sleepin'. I don't blame him.
:13:25
If I had a face like him,
I'd keep it confidential too.
:13:29
Don't shoot! Oh!
:13:37
Oh, pardon me, Your Majesty.
:13:45
Approach me.
:13:51
Approach me.
:13:53
Hmm, pretty little wench.
:13:56
Thank you, sire.
:14:01
Rise, child, rise.
:14:04
Haven't I seen you about the palace?
:14:07
I'd hardly dared that my sire
would notice me. Oh, but of course!
:14:10
You're the little wench who's been
seen with Beaucaire, the barber.
:14:13
Splendid chap, Beaucaire, and
so handsome. Beaucaire, handsome?
:14:18
Just don't see how one
man can get that handsome.
:14:22
Believe me, sire, there's nothing
between myself and Beaucaire.
:14:25
Nothing? You call that nothing?
:14:28
The way you kissed him at the Scullery
Maid's Ball behind the onion sacks!
:14:32
Sire, you know of that? My child,
:14:34
the king's eyes are everywhere!
:14:37
Oh, but Your Majesty.
:14:40
I did not come here to discuss Beaucaire,
handsome though he may be and...
:14:44
Charming! Witty! Clever!
:14:46
And I happen to know
that you've shown more...
:14:49
than a causal interest in him.
:14:52
Oh, I'll admit, sire, that for a barber...
:14:54
he's very amusing and, well, rather sweet.
:14:58
But after all, Beaucaire is a
man. And I'm not interested in men.