:51:03
Oh, you must believe me! Take your
hands off me. I never want to see you.
:51:06
Beaucaire, your life is in danger.
:51:09
You speak to me of danger?
I say poof to danger!
:51:16
Double poof.
:51:18
How do you like that? Six guys
tryin' to make a pincushion outta me.
:51:21
Get out of those clothes. I've had
enough of this. Why, Your Highness!
:51:24
Don't you "Highness" me, Your Highness.
I wanna be your "loneness" again.
:51:27
What's this? This is what you got me into.
:51:29
Deschamps, thank heaven you're safe.
Come along. Get out of these things.
:51:33
I'm afraid not. I'm en route to Madrid.
:51:35
Madrid? I must see her once
more, if only to say good-bye.
:51:37
I absolutely forbid it.
He absolutely forbids it.
:51:40
Shame on you to risk the lives of thousands of
your countrymen merely for a romantic caprice.
:51:43
Caprice? I've never loved like this
before. Let's have a caprice later.
:51:48
Armand, would you have
your bridegroom killed?
:51:51
Those men weren't after
him. They're after me.
:51:53
That's right! That's why I'm
getting out of these clothes.
:51:56
Change clothes. Plunge your
country into war. What do you mean?
:52:00
I didn't expect this of a clever
fellow like you. Me? What'd I do?
:52:03
A man with a chance to outwit the
sharpest minds in Spain. I have? How?
:52:07
Listen. One of us is a duke
and one a barber, right? Right.
:52:11
But they don't know which
is which. Oh, the morons.
:52:13
If they kill me, what
have they got? The duke.
:52:16
If we stay the way we are and let
them kill you, what have they got?
:52:19
Nothing but a barber. I knew you'd see it.
:52:21
We stay the way we are. Good man.
:52:23
Vive le duke. See you
in Madrid. Vive le duke.
:52:26
And good luck!
:52:28
The duke's a pretty smart fellow
to figure a thing like that out.
:52:31
Now all they're gonna kill is
a crummy little barber. A bar...
:52:34
A barber! That's me! Love live the duke.
:52:36
Long live the duke? Oh no!