:06:00
Well, let's not kid ourselves.
:06:02
Some of you do go
overboard once in a while.
:06:05
Maybe some of you are working too hard
to enlighten the civilian population
:06:09
and maybe some of you
PX millionaires have found out
:06:12
you can parlay a pack of cigarettes
into something more than 20 smokes.
:06:16
After all, this isn't a Boy Scout camp.
:06:19
We've got a tough job on our hands
:06:21
and, by and large,
I think we're handling it darn well.
:06:24
For my dough, we're on the ball.
:06:26
Most of us, anyway... most of the time.
:06:29
What they've got to realise is you can't pin
sergeant's stripes on an archangel.
:06:35
Now, this committee
is going to be here for five days.
:06:38
Let's give them as good
an impression as possible.
:06:41
Not pussyfooting
around with a phoney attitude.
:06:44
That's not fair to them or us.
:06:46
I'm counting on you men to behave, period.
:06:50
Morale. Maybe some day we can send
a little committee of our own
:06:54
to investigate morale in Washington, DC.
:07:01
Hey, look what I picked up
at the Brandenburg Gate.
:07:07
- How much?
- A dozen candy bars.
:07:10
They've still got some nine and a halfs.
:07:12
- I got no one to give them to.
- How about Trudy?
:07:14
I lost her. Russian sergeant came along
with a pound of rancid butter.
:07:18
- Those German dames are all alike.
- Speak for yourself.
:07:21
I wouldn't be afraid
of a Russian general with a ton of caviar.
:07:26
Nice toe.
:07:30
The best.
:07:41
We're here, Congressman.
Ready to unload?
:07:53
Present... arms!