:36:13
Bill's welcome-home birthday party...
a night to go down in history.
:36:18
Even before the party started,
I could smell disaster in the air.
:36:22
I knew it. I sensed it even as lfinished
dressing for that blasted party.
:36:29
- You all put together?
- My back's open.
:36:33
- Extra help get here?
- There's some characters
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dressed as maids and butlers.
Did you call the William Morris Agency?
:36:39
You're not funny. Actors would cost less.
How about the food?
:36:43
The caterer had to go back
for the hors d'oeuvres.
:36:47
That French ventriloquist taughtyou a lot.
:36:50
There was nothing he didn't know.
:36:57
There's a message from the bartender.
:36:59
"Does Miss Channing knowthat
she ordered domestic gin by mistake?"
:37:03
The only thing I ordered
by mistake is the guests.
:37:06
They don't care what they drink
as long as it burns.
:37:09
- Where's Bill? He's late.
- Late for what?
:37:12
- Don't be dense. The party.
- I ain't dense. He's been here for 20 minutes.
:37:16
Well, I certainly think it's odd
he hasn't even come up to...
:37:37
The cameraman said:
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"Even De Mille couldn't see anything
looking through the wrong end!" So...
:37:43
Don't let me kill the point.
Or isn't it a story for grown-ups?
:37:46
You've heard it. I looked through
the wrong end of the camera.
:37:50
Remind me to tell you about the time
I looked into the heart of an artichoke.
:37:54
- I'd like to hear it.
- Some snowy night in front of the fire.
:37:58
Meanwhile, would you check
about the hors d'oeuvres, Eve?