:58:03
Boy, this is the closest I've
ever been to a college.
:58:06
Is that why you insisted
we stop by here?
:58:08
Maybe. Maybe it's
because I want to know...
:58:10
...where you spend your time
when you're not with me.
:58:15
Hey, it's pretty impressive.
:58:17
Maybe I could smuggle you
into class with me.
:58:20
I bet they'd toss a mug like
me right down those steps.
:58:24
There's certainly plenty of them.
:58:26
I think we'd better rest up
before descending the Alps.
:58:30
Mustn't keep you out too late. You've
got a 9:15 class in the morning, doctor.
:58:36
Please don't call me "doctor" anymore.
I've got my reasons for hating it.
:58:43
Well, I won't, then, but...
:58:45
Well, psychiatrists
are doctors, aren't they?
:58:49
Why do you want to be one?
:58:51
Maybe because my father's a doctor.
:58:53
That makes sense, I guess.
:58:55
No, it doesn't.
:58:57
You see, I have no use for my father.
:58:59
He's very well thought of in the profession,
as thoughts go in the profession.
:59:04
My mother was something else again.
:59:06
Something pretty wonderful.
:59:08
I used to go to pieces when she told
me my handwriting was improving.
:59:12
I thought so highly of that lady.
:59:15
I can hardly remember my mother.
:59:17
She died when I was a kid.
:59:19
Yes, but you see, you've got
something to take her place.
:59:23
My mother, when I was 12, started having
headaches that nearly drove her mad.
:59:28
My father, who was a doctor,
gave her aspirins for them.
:59:31
When it was too late, he stumbled on
the idea that it was a brain tumor.
:59:35
But he never did anything about it.
:59:37
One night, that lovely lady
didn't want any more of it.
:59:41
She fell out of a window.
:59:43
Only four stories, but it did the trick.
:59:47
Gee, I'm... I'm sorry.
:59:49
Thanks. You're very kind.
:59:52
Anyway, I've been in one school
or another ever since...
:59:55
...memorizing all the wrong answers.
:59:58
He pays the bills, but I don't see
him any oftener than I have to.