:47:25
I must've lost 10 pounds
before it was over.
:47:29
Joe here goes to the hospital with me.
"Take it easy, Jerry," he says.
:47:32
"You ain't the first guy to have a kid.
There've been other fathers before."
:47:37
I give him a cigar, he can't smoke it.
:47:40
I give him a drink, he gets sick.
:47:45
- Sympathetic.
- That's right, sympathetic.
:47:48
Mae can't eat, I can't eat.
She gets a pain, I get a pain.
:47:51
And all the time I keep wishing
she had some of this beef of mine.
:47:54
If it had gone on one more day,
I'd have had the baby myself.
:48:07
Morning, nephew.
:48:10
- Well, hello, Uncle Vince. How you been?
- Ask a certain nephew of mine's wife.
:48:13
- And how's the little baby?
- Wonderful.
:48:16
- Feed her, keep her warm?
- Why, sure.
:48:18
Don't worry about who keeps your uncle
warm? Don't worry about who feeds him?
:48:21
- My own sister's son.
- Why don't you go to work.
:48:24
Sure, why don't I get married?
Live in the lap of luxury, why not?
:48:27
Who kicked me out?
Who was the heartless woman...
:48:29
...drove your closest relative
out into the night?
:48:32
All Mae said was take down
them dirty pictures, and you wouldn't.
:48:37
All Mae said.
Never thought I'd see the day...
:48:40
...a woman could lead
my own sister's son by the nose.
:48:42
- Cut it out, Uncle Vince.
- Around by the nose, yes, sir.
:48:45
No self-respect. Always said, women
and horses, use the whip on them.
:48:50
- Can't spare a few dollars, can you?
- Well...
:48:57
Couldn't call it a fortune,
could you?
:48:59
All right, Uncle Vince.
I gotta go. I'll see you later, fellas.