:06:04
Better known in the gay capitals of Europe
as "Honey Bear" Kelly.
:06:07
The first thing that's going on is my robe,
on your arm there...
:06:11
...if you'll be so cooperative.
:06:14
With pleasure, Miss Kelly.
:06:16
Stop. Throw.
:06:22
Turn around.
:06:25
No kidding, find Bunny
and tell him I'm here, will you?
:06:27
I'd be glad to, if you'd tell me
who Bunny is and where I'd find him.
:06:32
The Maharajah of Bunganore.
Didn't he tell you I was coming?
:06:39
So you came down to visit
with the Maharajah?
:06:42
Sure. All the way from New York.
:06:44
I think it's a dirty trick he wasn't on hand
to meet me when I came.
:06:47
- Didn't he tell you?
- No. The Maharajah is in India.
:06:51
He left here a week ago.
:06:53
- He didn't.
- Yes, he did.
:06:55
It seems someone is trying to take away
some of his palaces.
:06:58
So he went back
to see what he could do about it.
:07:00
- Oh, no.
- Oh, yes.
:07:04
Didn't he say anything about me,
that I was coming or anything?
:07:07
No, he didn't.
:07:09
Just between you and me,
I think he's turned out to be a big heel.
:07:12
He didn't even leave you a return ticket.
:07:15
Look, Mr. Whoever-You-Are,
let me jump to my own conclusions.
:07:19
Of all the rotten, subversive tricks.
:07:22
Flying all the way, thousands of miles,
to this lousy place...
:07:26
...arriving here hot and tired
as a Sixth Avenue mink....
:07:29
That water's even hotter, and that soap
gives out as much lather as blue cheese.
:07:33
I'm the man that owns this building,
the shower, and the soap.
:07:36
- I wouldn't be proud of it.
- This is my home, be it ever so humble.
:07:39
I had to have some place to go.
:07:41
I couldn't get a word out of laughing boy
over there...
:07:43
...with the sleigh bells in his ears.
:07:48
Of all the dirty-
:07:50
Bawling out the Maharajah long-distance
isn't going to do any good.
:07:53
If you'll pardon my subtlety...
:07:55
I'm not so sure I'd want you on safari
in the first place.
:07:58
I run a business here.
I'm working these men.