Doctor in the House
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Yes.
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There was smoked salmon...
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caviar...
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pâté de foie gras. Fresh in, too.
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Delicious filet de boeuf...
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and chicken à la Kiev.
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- Morning, Sir Lancelot.
- Good morning.

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- Morning, gentlemen.
- Good morning, sir.

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- Not late, I hope.
- Not at all, sir.

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Come along, my man.
You must pursue me!

:37:45
- Boring cholecystectomies today?
- Yes, sir.

:37:49
After last night,
I feel like one myself.

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- How about that gastrectomy?
- Not so well.

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Oh. Pity. Great pity.
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- Morning, Sister. Ready?
- All ready, sir.

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Splendid.
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Now, lie still while I discuss
your case with these young doctors.

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Take his pyjamas off, Sister.
You. Examine his abdomen.

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Take that grubby fist away!
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The first rule of diagnosis -
eyes first and most,

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hands next and least
and tongue not at all. Look!

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- See anything?
- No, sir.

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Very good. Carry on.
Gently, man! You're not making bread.

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To be a surgeon,
you need the eye of a hawk,

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the heart of a lion
and the hands of a lady.

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- You found it?
- Yes, sir.

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- Well, what is it?
- A lump.

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- Well, what do you make of it?
- Is it kidney? Is it spleen?

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Is it liver? Is it dangerous?
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Don't worry. You won't understand
our medical talk.

:38:58
Er, you.
What are we going to do about it?


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