Doctor in the House
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:39:00
Erm...
:39:02
Cut it out, man! Cut it out! And
where shall we make the incision?

:39:09
Nothing like large enough.
Keyhole surgery! Damnable! Like this.

:39:15
Don't worry. This is nothing
to do with you. Now, you.

:39:19
When we've cut through the skin,
what will we find?

:39:22
- Subcutaneous fat, sir.
- Quite right.

:39:25
Then we come across the surgeon's
worst enemy, which is what?

:39:29
Speak up, man.
Blood, you numbskull!

:39:33
You cut a patient, he bleeds, until
nature forms a clot and stops it.

:39:37
This interval is known scientifically
as the bleeding time.

:39:42
- You! What's the bleeding time?
- Ten past ten, sir.

:39:46
"Ten past ten. "
Old Sir Lancelot blew up.

:39:50
Hello.
:39:56
Sister Virtue nearly had a baby.
:39:58
Hey, have you seen
that little fair-haired nurse, eh?

:40:02
- The one watching your patients?
- Yes.

:40:05
What about that, eh?
:40:06
No. It was her that winked
when he asked that question

:40:10
- and again when he bawled me out.
- Twice? You must follow that up.

:40:14
- I've followed up enough already.
- Of course you must, mustn't he?

:40:18
Certainly.
But you know what nurses are.

:40:21
They're all right for a flip
but they all suffer from tinnitus.

:40:26
- What on earth's that?
- Tinnitus? Ringing in the ears.

:40:30
Wedding bells. Isn't that so, Jessup?
:40:32
I've known young gents who got hooked
before they knew what a worm was.

:40:37
Rubbish! Press on with her, Simon.
:40:39
Are you two at him again? Let him
be celibate if he wants to be.

:40:44
- Celibate? He likes girls.
- I don't want to be celibate.

:40:48
Then how can I pick
a rugby team that's fit?

:40:50
- You must ask her out.
- I don't even like her very much.

:40:54
That's not the point.
It's your duty to experiment.

:40:57
- You can't get near a nurse.
- Love laughs at sisters. Eh, Jessup?


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