:44:01
And remind me to get some dry ginger.
:44:03
My wife will play hell
if I forget again.
:44:06
Yes, sir.
:44:08
Don't forget, if you feel faint,
fall backwards,
:44:12
not across the patient.
:44:23
Everybody's pampered these days,
:44:25
bewitched with free teeth,
spectacles and psychiatrists.
:44:29
Good afternoon, all.
All right. Let's get started.
:44:33
Left nephrectomy. Come here, boy.
:44:35
You can't learn surgery
from the doorpost.
:44:38
Now, although it looks easy
to you gentlemen,
:44:41
I've been doing this operation
for 20 years.
:44:44
All right to start, Stubbins?
:44:46
He's a bit blue down my end
but you know your own business.
:44:51
Sister, how the hell can I operate
with this jam spreader?!
:44:55
Why is it that every operation I do
:44:57
is plagued by incompetence
and blunt instruments?
:45:00
Don't crowd me, boy.
That's much better.
:45:03
Hang on to your swabs.
This is important.
:45:06
You can cut a patient's throat
and nobody minds
:45:09
but leave anything inside,
you'll be in the papers.
:45:13
Now for the first incision.
:45:15
Swab, man, swab!
Have I got to do everything myself?
:45:18
Watching? Catch him, someone.
:45:20
Another Spencer-Wells, Sister.
Hurry up, woman.
:45:24
The edge of quadratus lumborum.
See it? Another clip, Sister.
:45:34
What happened?
:45:37
- He passed out.
- Oh, Simon!
:45:40
Oh, don't be so silly. Thousands
of people pass out their first time.
:45:44
That's right, sir. I remember
Mr Willoughby when he started here.
:45:49
Sir James he is now. He couldn't stay
on his pins for three months.
:45:53
- Nobody minded and look at him.
- You see?
:45:57
I bet he didn't go out on a trolley.
:45:59
For heaven's sake.
Have another drink and forget it.