It Should Happen to You
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:05:08
Come on, Michael.
:05:09
- Ma, can I have a dime?
- No, Michael.

:05:11
I'm losing my patience with you.
:05:13
I wanna get a bottle of soda.
I'm thirsty.

:05:16
No, Michael.
You've had enough to drink.

:05:18
No. I'm losing my patience with you.
:05:20
Wait till your father hears
about this day.

:05:24
Are you a New Yorker?
:05:26
Only since about less than two years.
Are you?

:05:28
Ten years, still not used to it.
I'm from Westfield, New Jersey.

:05:31
The one thing I can't understand
about New York...

:05:34
...is why everybody here's
so unfriendly.

:05:36
I've wondered too.
Where are you from?

:05:38
Binghamton. Upstate New York.
:05:40
- Pete Sheppard. How do you do?
- Thank you.

:05:44
- Well, do you have a name?
- Of course.

:05:48
Well?
:05:51
- Yeah?
- Gladys Glover.

:05:53
- Glad to know you, Gladys.
- Thank you.

:05:55
- Gladys Glover, huh?
- It's not much of a name.

:05:58
- Why do you say that?
- Because nobody ever heard of it.

:06:02
And I guess nobody ever will.
:06:05
- You mind that?
- Of course.

:06:09
You're on the young side
what that seems so important.

:06:12
- After a while, you won't care so much.
- Sure, because then it'll be too late.

:06:16
What's your line?
:06:17
Well, since this morning
about 11:30, nothing.

:06:22
I got canned on account
of three-quarters of an inch.

:06:25
- Around the hips.
- Well, think of that.

:06:27
I had this good job
modeling girdles.

:06:30
- You know what they are?
- Well, sure.

:06:32
This designer and the boss
got into a whole hassle...

:06:35
...on account of a couple of wrinkles.
Back and forth. Back and forth.

:06:38
I was in the middle.
:06:40
So the designer says the girdle's
the right size, I'm the wrong size.

:06:44
So the boss says, "I'll bet you $50."
:06:46
So Mr. Ostrander took the bet.
:06:49
He's a designer.
:06:51
They got out a tape measure.
:06:53
Just my luck. This morning,
three-quarters of an inch too much.

:06:57
So it would've been all right,
except on account of losing the $50.


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