:34:00
But you'll find it's
Twice as sportin'
:34:03
Goin' courtin'
:34:08
- Is this what you mean?
- It's what I mean.
:34:11
Now there's lots of things
you gotta know
:34:15
Be sure the parlor light is low
:34:19
You sidle up and squeeze her hand
:34:24
Let me tell you, fellows,
That it's grand
:34:27
You hem and haw a little while
:34:32
She gives you kind of half a smile
:34:36
You cuddle up, she moves away
:34:40
Then the strategy comes into play
:34:48
See what I mean?
:34:49
Goin' courtin', goin' courtin'
:34:52
If you find it hard to break the ice
:34:55
Goin' courtin', goin' courtin'
:34:57
Here's a little feminine advice
:35:00
Roll your eyes
And heave a little sigh
:35:05
Grunt and groan
Like you're about to die
:35:10
That is what's known as emotin'
:35:13
Goin' courtin'
:35:15
-How about sparkin'?
-Parlor's darkened?
:35:18
And you're longin'
for a fond embrace?
:35:20
-What about pettin'?
-And sofa settin'?
:35:23
Suppose she ups and slaps your face?
:35:25
Just remember, blessed are the meek
:35:28
Don't forget to turn the other cheek
:35:30
Pretty soon you'll both be larkin'
:35:33
Goin' sparkin'
:35:35
-Goin' dancin'
-Goin' dancin'?
:35:38
At a fancy ball or minuet
:35:40
May I?
:35:42
Goin' dancin'
You'll impress them with your etiquette
:35:45
Now you two try it. Come on!
:35:50
You mean, men are learning
how to dance?
:35:53
Yes, it came direct
from Paris, France
:35:56
It will help with your romancin'
:35:58
Goin' dancin'