1:02:01
They carried them home by thunder
1:02:03
To rotundas small but cute
1:02:05
And you've never seen,
So they tell me
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Such downright domesticity
1:02:10
With a Roman baby on each knee
1:02:12
Named Claudius and Brute
1:02:15
Them women was
Sobbin', sobbin', sobbin'
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Passin' them nights
1:02:20
While the Romans was out
Hobnobbin', starting up fights
1:02:23
Is that so?
1:02:24
They kept occupied by sewing lots
Of little old togas...
1:02:29
... for them tots
And sayin', "Someday...
1:02:32
... womenfolks will have rights"
1:02:34
-Passin' all their nights
- Just sewing!
1:02:37
-While the Romans had fights
- Listen to this.
1:02:40
"When the menfolk
Went to fetch them
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The women would not be fetched"
1:02:45
Seems when the Romans catch'em
Their lady friends stay catched
1:02:49
Now, let this be
Because it's true
1:02:51
A lesson to the likes of you
1:02:54
Rough'em up
Like them there Romans do
1:02:56
Or else they'll think you're tetched
1:02:59
Them women was
Sobbin', sobbin', sobbin'
1:03:01
-Buckets of tears
- Mighty sad!
1:03:03
On account of old dobbin, dobbin
Really rattled their ears
1:03:07
And that ain't all!
Oh, they acted angry and annoyed
1:03:11
But secretly they was overjoyed
1:03:13
You might recall that
When corrallin' your steers
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Them poor little dears
1:03:20
Why are you sitting there?
Go get them!
1:03:23
Them women was
Sobbin', sobbin', sobbin'
1:03:25
-Weepin' a ton
-Them sobbin' women
1:03:27
Just remember what
Robin, Robin, Robin Hood...
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... would have done
1:03:32
We'll be just like
Them there merry men
1:03:35
And make them all merry once again
1:03:37
And though they'll be
A- Sobbin' for a while
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We're gonna make them
Sobbin' women smile