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Now, the broken records can never be
replaced. The phonograph cost about $40.
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I don't know which of you did it.
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But I know that none of you
tried to stop it.
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So whenever you can, you just put your
nickels and your dimes in this tin can.
1:00:14
Can you deduct it from taxes?
1:00:29
- But how did Warneke discipline the kids?
- A masterful stroke.
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He taught those little Mongolians
a lesson they'll never forget.
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You know what he did? He got them
all in the auditorium, and he had them...
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He had them write 500 times,
"I respect private property."
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Did anybody ever pay Edwards
for those broken records?
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Dadier, is that tin can
full of money yet?
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- He's lucky they don't steal the tin can.
- I'll tell you what I'll do.
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I'll rig up an electric chair
and bring it to my class.
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I'll tell my pupils it's a circuit tester. I'll
lead the little lice in the chair one by one...
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...and throw the switch on.
- They'll rig up that hot seat first...
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...throw you in it and fry you.
- I'd have clobbered them.
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- Would you?
- Sure.
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Would you? They outnumber you,
outweigh you and outreach you.
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They get hit at home
and in the streets.
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- They're used to it.
- And understand it.
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- What's that got to do with teaching?
- I never have any real trouble.
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That's right, Miss Panucci.
He's a clobberer, you're a slobberer.
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"I'm just a nice woman trying to do my job.
Now, please be nice, boys."
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You. You give them the veteran pitch.
"I got the purple heart, boys."
1:01:38
You tell them about... What is it? The steel
plate in your head, the artificial leg.
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You beg for sympathy. "I'm a veteran.
Help me keep my job?"
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You don't care if they learn. He's lucky
they don't kick the artificial leg...
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...out from underneath him. And you're
a slumberer. You sleepwalk.
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Hear no evil, see no evil, speak no evil.
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Oh, every once in a while you make
sounds like a teacher. Nobody cares.